MY JOB

I spend my time letting humans lavish affection on me while I plan for evil. I have been known to take out 3 veterinary staff at one time. Flowers are the source of all evil on the planet. I can single handedly destroy one of these minions of wickedness in 10 seconds flat. Each section must be disengaged from the whole and molested seperately. I have long viscious stickers extending from my paws, with which I will knead your stomach unremittingly for hours. Ya' just got to Love me.

MY EDUCATION

I need no formal education. I have a human mother, she tells me anything I need to know.

MY VISION

I have big ambitions and great vision. Here is my goal.

MY FAMILY

I have a wonderful mother who is the most Precious thing on the planet, and 2 adopted siblings, all of whom are of the non-human variety.

Here are my Loved Ones